Phelps!

Phelps! You need a lesson
Phelps! Not just a television
Phelps! We know you need a brain
Phelps!
If you were smarter, so much smarter than a fly,
you could manage to make yourself an apple pie.
But since you are plain stupid and not a real man,
now we think
you need a hint
you do not have a plan.
Fred Phelps has sold his soul to Satan
and now he must repent before the vatican,
they have kicked his ass out of the clan,
we all must help Fred Phelps.
His life needs change in ev'ry possible way,
his little penis will just vanish in a day,
the operation makes him feel so insecure.
We know that he just needs us like he's never done before.
Fred Phelps has sold his soul to Satan,
and now he must repent before the vatican,
they have kicked his ass out of the clan.
We all must help Fred Phelps.
If he were smarter, so much smarter than a fly,
he could manage to make himself an apple pie,
but since he is plain stupid and not a real man,
now we think
he needs a hint
he does not have a plan.
Fred Phelps has sold his soul to Satan,
and now he must repent before the vatican,
they have kicked his ass out of the clan.
we all must help Fred Phelps.
Fred Phelps. Fred Phelps.