I am ready, bitches,

now after 10 painful years of living out of the closet, to finally call into being a lesbian sewing club, where you can just hang out and discuss anything that matters to my lesbian peers such as painting, drawing, designing, writing poetry, studying lexica, sight seeing, shopping, mocking puzzy eaters, shutting down nuclear facilities, taking over the vatican, hunting for al-qaeda, ...the average lesbian stuff.
Any prospective lesbian parties out there?