Okay, I'm done with the vatican. I think I'm going to defect to the Morons of the Mormon church where I get free food for sewing granny curtains 24/7

Better than no food and no granny curtains. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moroni_%28prophet%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain Bluebear Captain_Moroni

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_Moroni