Dear chronic masturbators, homemaking losers and common evildoers,

thanks for showing up to unvoluntarily get involved in another freaking episode of It's-way-too-late-for-this-show show. I just want you to know that I don't need your attention, not a pooping second of it. No. I only want to secretly rule the entire world for Christ's sake ! Ain't it clear by now. Shall me cry to make you comprehend? To sit on my fat fancy homemade chair and poke fun at dictators and their trolls who destroy the planet that's my destiny. In a way that nobody notices it. Cool.
And now you can go ahead play with your nipples.