My mother scares the shit out of me

I can't stand her presence without being drunk, drugged and numbed up. It's just so sick. She seems to unite the four apocalyptic horsemen in one person! And I am supposed to be the four horses. But no...I just won't succumb to Satan's assholic agenda. I'm stronger.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Horsemen_of_the_Apocalypse