skinny housewives who roll eyes and laugh like an old grandfather who just had sex with an 18 year old male ho while squeezing their obese daughters' fat rolls

need a therapy. (That would be cool on 'Cheater'. I mean Twitter)
You call it love, I call it sadism. But seriously, one could make it into a reality series: "Unlimited mothers". Episode #1 "To hump or not to hump" "To hump her like a mad dog".