Opus diaboli - My back hurts

Can you see the pain? This fucking fatness workout doesn't help to kick it off.
On the contrary, more tone comes with more pain plus my biggest problem area looks bulkier than ever. I'm goin to "stretch it up". I mean those "hellth magazines".

Question: How did I cure my bulimia?

Answer: I stopped looking at Robert Barfinson.

When I was a lil girl, I've been kissed, hugged, licked by so many pale-faced vampires with fat red swollen lips who smelled like poop, so that today, as a grown-up woman, I can say I'm so over it.

Hi!

I never buy anything smaller than a men's size 45

It's insane. Men always opt for clothes at least two sizes bigger than their bodies, so it fits loose, they can breathe and move without worrying; whereas women as per usual love to squeeze their size 10 arses into size 8 dresses. Why? :(((

I live my dream: It's a nightmare.

Stuffed plush bears, bunnies and pigs lurking everywhere and talking to me. Whew... I mean, you don't need a pimp to unfold your talents...

90% of women's underwear is hooker dresses and 10% looks like dug out of a post WWI granny's relict box

while 80% of men's underwear is decent and sportive.
I'm so sick of it I'll de-sewn my own bras, funky and supportive.
Also, men need to cover up their nipples in public. It's offensive. I'm offended.

The shy easter rabbi from ikea made in china is gonna here to stay and help me organize a class-free office

if I help his fellow rabbis in return.

Easter is all about re-production

Happy Easter! 
Have fun with your eggs!

I'm quite confident I won't end up a moral and physical wreck due to our social hygiene program. lol.

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Adolescence?uselang=de

Question: Why do all of the apostles look alike?

Answer:  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Kinship

 http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heilige_Sippe

Jesus' Granny
Jesus' Grampa
alleged biological father of Jesus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Joseph
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus

Alphaeus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_of_Clopas 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jude_the_Apostle
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James,_son_of_Alphaeus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_the_Evangelist

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clopas
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_the_Zealot
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simeon_of_Jerusalem)

Zebedee
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salome_%28disciple%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James,_son_of_Zebedee
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_the_Apostle

Jonah
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Peter
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_the_Apostle

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartholomew
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_the_Apostle

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_the_Apostle

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_Iscariot

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Matthias

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelve_apostles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nag_Hammadi_library

Dummies, let's see if a meat-free hot dog is just as good!

ganymede vs. zeus

love=sex without men

immune

[...]A lymph node is a small ball-shaped organ of the immune system, distributed widely throughout the body including the armpit and stomach/gut and linked by lymphatic vessels. Lymph nodes are garrisons of B, T, and other immune cells. Lymph nodes are found all through the body, and act as filters or traps for foreign particles. They are important in the proper functioning of the immune system.[...]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymph_node
[...]An immune system is a system of biological structures and processes within an organism that protects against disease by identifying and killing pathogens and tumor cells. It detects a wide variety of agents, from viruses to parasitic worms, and needs to distinguish them from the organism's own healthy cells and tissues in order to function properly. Detection is complicated as pathogens can evolve rapidly, and adapt to avoid the immune system and allow the pathogens to successfully infect their hosts.[...]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immune_system

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parliamentary_immunity
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/clerical immunity

Our repiglic could be so bright

To dismiss people for growing gray hair is racist

I've always had gray eyes and gray hair! So what? No need to get mad and pathetic, will you!

http://www.menshealth.com/health/angry-men/page/5
http://www.menshealth.com/sexpositionmaster/sex-positions/getlucky.html 

If I ever get to work in a sheltered factory

I'll carve sculptures out of wood which look like lesbian couples who make love under a rainbow. So cute!
http://www.afrika-deko-shop.de/Liebespaar-Figur-Holz-Deko-aus-Bali-20-cm

You don't want me to be happy, right?

But I don't care.

Quest: Why do women kiss better than men?

Answer: They have more lips.

easter bunny lurking on roof

lurk, lurk...

Let's work it!

This woman makes my day!

I'm so happy I haven't bought a scale since I moved out of my parent/s homes but I feel I need to go back and smash theirs. Break those chains!

liberal genius vs. unlimited accumulation of money

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Locke

[...]

Limits to accumulation

Labour creates property, but it also does contain limits to its accumulation: man’s capacity to produce and man’s capacity to consume. According to Locke, unused property is waste and an offense against nature. However, with the introduction of “durable” goods, men could exchange their excessive perishable goods for goods that would last longer and thus not offend the natural law. The introduction of money marks the culmination of this process. Money makes possible the unlimited accumulation of property without causing waste through spoilage. He also includes gold or silver as money because they may be “hoarded up without injury to anyone,” since they do not spoil or decay in the hands of the possessor. The introduction of money eliminates the limits of accumulation. Locke stresses that inequality has come about by tacit agreement on the use of money, not by the social contract establishing civil society or the law of land regulating property. Locke is aware of a problem posed by unlimited accumulation but does not consider it his task. He just implies that government would function to moderate the conflict between the unlimited accumulation of property and a more nearly equal distribution of wealth and does not say which principles that government should apply to solve this problem.[...]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Locke#Limits_to_accumulation
[...]Locke distinguishes two functions of money, as a "counter" to measure value, and as a "pledge" to lay claim to goods. He believes that silver and gold, as opposed to paper money, are the appropriate currency for international transactions. Silver and gold, he says, are treated to have equal value by all of humanity and can thus be treated as a pledge by anyone, while the value of paper money is only valid under the government which issues it.[...]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Locke#Monetary_thoughts
[...]Supply is quantity and demand is rent. “The price of any commodity rises or falls by the proportion of the number of buyer and sellers.” and “that which regulates the price... [of goods] is nothing else but their quantity in proportion to their rent.” The quantity theory of money forms a special case of this general theory. His idea is based on “money answers all things” (Ecclesiastes) or “rent of money is always sufficient, or more than enough,” and “varies very little...” Regardless of whether the demand for money is unlimited or constant, Locke concludes that as far as money is concerned, the demand is exclusively regulated by its quantity.[...]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Locke#On_price_theory
[...]Locke's Some Thoughts Concerning Education is an outline on how to educate this mind: he expresses the belief that education maketh the man, or, more fundamentally, that the mind is an "empty cabinet", with the statement, "I think I may say that of all the men we meet with, nine parts of ten are what they are, good or evil, useful or not, by their education."[...]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Locke#The_self

Samuel Shem leaves the Psychiatry to the Nazis

Is that your mission, man? You have no power in the medical world whatsoever, fascist doctors don't give a shit about what you think and say. However, they love to undermine scientific facts with utopian fiction in order to bullshit their patients into believing in a higher, perfect being outside of themselves to whom they can never connect and build a functional relationship. And finally will heal.
http://www.samuelshem.com/v2/

Being a selectively mute teenager increases the risk of becoming a complete psychopath later in life

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_mutism
http://www.selective-mutism.org/

Breaking up isn't hard to do

when you're the plug ear of my hottie hot water bottle. Ha. Let's see how long the new one lasts.

I don't know one single step of any standard dances, buff

I'm so proud, I avoided every oppurtunity in my life to learn one hetero-dictated move by heart. The mere thought of being taken and lead by a man kills my inner peace. xxx
100% freestyle, baby bear.
Back then, I loved to do a little rain dance once in a while. Nuclear fallout, however, creeps the shit out of me. Men=shit. Look how they Fuckushima it up! The trick is that radioactive water from nuclear sucker plants is permanently pumped into lakes and oceans. Just now people start to pay attention.

Global stupefaction vs. globale Verblödung

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Galton
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgenics
the men before hitler:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Hoche
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludwig_Woltmann
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Binding
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Lenz
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Grotjahn
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erwin_Baur
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugen_Fischer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otmar_Freiherr_von_Verschuer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willibald_Hentschel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Ploetz
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnes_Bluhm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Society_for_Racial_Hygiene
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_von_NS-%C3%84rzten_und_Beteiligten_an_NS-Medizin

If you only had a heart, you would love evolution

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objections_to_evolution
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Haeckel 

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Hearts?uselang=de
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulmonary_artery

Ripe for the oven

Super super skinny models have indeed been banned in Germany, I see!
http://www.meetmodels.de/models-en.html
http://www.leben-hat-gewicht.de/

¡Adiós, adiós exodus, I will come back to you! ¡Hossa, Hossa, I'll be riding on a crazy horse, Hossa!