R.I.P.

I just love to comb my bear

I've cut all my push-up bras into pieces, removed the goddamned metal underwires and healed them with cross-shaped backs

Please mind the gap and "don't fucking push"!

I'm still hopeful, one fine day, I'll beat my addiction to fat porn at the desire of Goddess Almighty

end of story

It's so true

People who foresee horrible things in the future and don't do a fuck to stop them need to stfu

Don't you run wild and scare off everyone crossing your way and hail yourselves when it finally happens (well, for Halloween that's gotta be the bomb).
Religious leaders still got their chance to turn shit around, use it and work for good! Let's start with the vatican: A central world bank is such a flash of genius, bois, I'm already licking my fingers cuz I know where to put it and how to figure everything out by mutual consent.
Please pour all your bloody money in my public pocket right here, yeah give it to me.
Domina gaudet.

Dear chronic masturbators, homemaking losers and common evildoers,

thanks for showing up to unvoluntarily get involved in another freaking episode of It's-way-too-late-for-this-show show. I just want you to know that I don't need your attention, not a pooping second of it. No. I only want to secretly rule the entire world for Christ's sake ! Ain't it clear by now. Shall me cry to make you comprehend? To sit on my fat fancy homemade chair and poke fun at dictators and their trolls who destroy the planet that's my destiny. In a way that nobody notices it. Cool.
And now you can go ahead play with your nipples.

"Organically" killed meat breaks the leftists' neck, always!

That's where you run out of arguments. You think killing for food is okay, don't whine if somebody comes to kill and chew on you. Education=to know how to murder.Time to let loose now.
I look at it this way: once your grandmother has passed away, it's up to you to decide whether to eat her flesh and make her skin into a nice pair of moccasins or donate her body to some hungry worms in the cemetery.

Imagine all misanthropic homophobic psychiatrists and pedopriests forced to wait nude in a tiny bathroom

listening to this mind-blowing music observed via a camera/window by Big Mother. The song is so gay - probably the gayest song ever sung - , they will be dying before her very eyes. Oh yeah, what a delight! Changing their brains' most stressful habit: being straight. Mwaharhar..

God doesn't want anyone to spend their time immured alive in a block of concrete

Can you see through the wall, Baby, you're on the way forward!
It's a sign that your depression lifts.

Real change occurs as women start caring not only for what pops into their pussies but also for what pops out of it

I'm not a nazi...I think people with disabilities are huge fun

The soul (psyche) is the part of your body that doesn't follow any logic

Quidquid est factum, semper est factum totum.

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_de_Zurbar%C3%A1n
Whatever happened, happened.

If you suffer from severe burnout, consider the idea that your boss might be a nazi

http://www.amazon.com/Ich-habe-Adolf-Hitler-verbrannt/dp/B000PAQHSO/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1318969110&sr=8-10

psychology (=mass media) is a pseudoscience invented by the nazis to oppress political opponents

+a diversionary tactic so the nazi doctors would be able to carefully prepair the holocaust of the human race in secret. That was and remains their real problem to this day: homophobia - the fear of farting in public being human.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychology

democracy only works when every participant is a democrat

Questioning democracy is the first doorstep to fascism. It's like sitting naked out in the cold on a rock and wondering how the flu virus might get in just to prove you're harder.

"Oh shit...the lamb can read!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_seals
What's next? Perhaps the lion of Judah starts to play the piano. Dykes!"

Pro-life abortion: Hosanna corpus luteum in endometrium,

 Sancta, sancta, sancta Domina Deae Sabaoth.
  Pleni sunt coeli et terra gloria tua.
  Hosanna in endometrium.
  Benedick qui venit in nomine Dominae.
  Hosanna in endometrium.
Amen.

Thank God I was born the other way round

Just press the butt-on

apop to the rescue

alonement

nazi prick, your time is up!

divine retribution

Buy the book or end up looking like this! No fun!

http://www.amazon.com/Roseannearchy-Dispatches-Farm-Roseanne-Barr/dp/1439154821

finding my feet

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...what a cute battime baby

Chronic masturbator - please do not disturb!

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon

I bat you love to indulge in a nocturnal binge

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_bat

hold me

[...]Most people desire occasional physical intimacy, which is a natural part of human affectivity, and research has shown it has health benefits. A hug or touch can result in the release of oxytocin, dopamine, and serotonin, and in a reduction in stress hormones.^{[citation needed]} A lack of physical intimacy can lead to increased feelings of loneliness.[...]
In private, people in an intimate relationship or who are familiar with each other are more at ease with physical intimacy and display of affection, which can involve:

• Sitting on or lying against the other person or resting their head on the other's shoulder, lap, breast, chest, etc.
• Caressing (petting) or gently stroking body parts or hair with a hand
• Tickling
• Massaging someone's back, legs or feet or other part.
• Sexual intercourse
• Rubbing or patting someone's belly, mostly for babies
• Patting the buttocks or swatting the back or upper arm
• Tapping the legs

[...]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_intimacy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haptic_communication 

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