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stomach ache

Fuck you, grandfather, for ever calling me a "Muselmann" and for beating up my mother! Fuck yourself!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muselmann
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagerszpracha#Lagerszpracha_.E2.80.93_ eine_Sprache_der_Gefangenen_in_den_KZ
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learned_helplessness

depression = normality

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depression

dada hold

a steady base is the end of race

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basale_Stimulation
http://www.basale.at/

victorious babies

all nursed out

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krankenpflege_im_Nationalsozialismus

...and taxpayer's money goes to...

universal health care  lab rats, monkeys and fruit flies
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_of_despair
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unnecessary_Fuss
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Spring_monkeys
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_testing

fridge mot

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refrigerator_mother_theory
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refrigerator_Mothers

modelling what?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modelling_%28psychology%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurolinguistic_programming
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimicry
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_%28product%29#Model
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Product_teardown
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/System_model_%28disambiguation%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toy_model

.com party meant

skinned and postponed

to the stars

SET communication for borderline patients:

Shopping Eating Tweeting

in tune

beg to differ from the rest

heading

everyone belongs

Question: What's the difference between a "borderline" therapist and a blow-fly?

Answer: A blow-fly glitters in the light.

how to measure the pain in bytes

hooked

biting the hand that feeds me pink slime and poison

#soup-kaspar#http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Struwwelpeter

...and taxpayer's money goes to...

green peace schools luminescent benches.

real elephants deliver

zillions of anti-war protesters demanding freedom

teacher

pragmatic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criteria_of_truth
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pragmatic_theory_of_truth
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_method
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pragmatism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pragmatic_maxim

elysium

If your relatives don't work for you, you're happy just to catch a quantum of lucky cake

Judging from the negative impact the human race has had on the natural world until now,

it subdivides into three main categories: dumb, dumber and dumbest.

black gorilla makes brown apes go barefoot

#toeachtheirownasshole#criticallyendangeredspecies

#raceisjustanexcusetojustifywar