socialists believe that health is something stable like a brick of concrete

#eitheryouhaveitoryoudon't

that way

rated OPO - old people only, starting at age 60

#GPG - grandparental guidance required
#oldpeoplejokesareunderrepresented

suspect: when someone's teeth are whiter than their eyeballs

one group must be fake

planetical

I didn't know god had a tube...speechless

Rare Vintage Performance of Elvis Presley Singing Gospel - Peace in the Valley from theremix on GodTube.

savvy

pull your boss out of the dung with an invitation to direct a cross-generational lesbian deep stimulation movie scene

with you playing a leading part
#toobigforhollywood
#glorygloryhallelujah

christmas is such a nutcase

waiting for release

#hisdingdongwashisonlyfriend

Uganda = gay dad having secret sex with his son

#ugaydad

silent knight

children = the end of marriage

#helookslikeme
#nohelooksmorelikeme

talent shows = the absence of talent

#gotnotalentpleasegimmeadollar

marriage = the absence of problems

Tagchen!

coming true right now

a little more action please

#childsexualabuse
#http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cholecalciferol
#http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_D
#justfatbetweenthelegshttp://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10966885
#hypoactivityhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypovitaminosis_D

stupid people are welcome in germany

stupid people are welcome in germany

stupid people are welcome in germany

germans are stupid

germans = very stupid people

germans = very stupid people

germans = very stupid people

germans = stupid people

germans = stupid people

it's a headache

the unloving kind

national thinking kills democracy

claustrophobia is coming to town

#coughcough

la la

#gettingusedtoit

branded

getting into the wooden bowl spirit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Old_Man_and_his_Grandson

they have shit for santa

" Auf gar keinen Fall sollte man auf die Wünsche des Essstörungs-Betroffenen eingehen, um Konflikte zu vermeiden."

http://www.schoen-kliniken.de/ptp/medizin/psyche/essstoerung/essstoerungen/therapie/art/03283/ 

relief through my veins

fam i like