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Friday, February 28, 2014

dino dung


Thursday, February 27, 2014

oalso, iwoaschmia ab sfort nuo noach miet laugebreizülln uhn schloaf ihn mein roullz rois

des hoalst joa nit aus, dehn goanzen dreck in dar stuobn uhn koan ahnständigga duoschoann
#diespinnendierömer

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

scary: animals shit in their forest, humans shit in their drinking water.


Tuesday, February 25, 2014

blurry


Monday, February 24, 2014

fat is the new skinny


if i was a hettie, i'd totally propose to him


Saturday, February 22, 2014

according to nazi law a human being = anyone who owns a shower-bath and a flush toilet

#CloacaMaxima

pick me

#anaardwolfruinedhergardenthensheruinedtheaardwolf#http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aardwolf
#digaholeintheground

Friday, February 21, 2014

sleep?


Thursday, February 20, 2014

from dust till lust


Wednesday, February 19, 2014

ahhhhhhhhhhh....nd the walls came tumbling down


Monday, February 17, 2014

wah wah wah


Sunday, February 16, 2014

dad holding his disconnected trophy

#pride
#schachmatsch

Saturday, February 15, 2014

24/7 mpi


Friday, February 14, 2014

violence day - eros' asshole

#thebirthofnarcissism

Thursday, February 13, 2014

strangeman


Wednesday, February 12, 2014

skin

ein Schnitt in die Freiheit
ein Ende dem Schmerz
der sucht nach der Wahrheit
im eisigen Herz

will mich öffnen, dir zeigen
verstecken nicht das schwache Kind
die vielen Worte nicht verschweigen
die zur Befreiung nötig sind.

leise fließen warme Tränen
über meine kalte Haut
rotes Bächlein geweckt von Eisenzähnen
machst die Musik des Lebens laut

unersättlich mein Verlangen
den Frieden in mir zu finden
unerträgliches Warten und Bangen
durch den Spalt dort werd ich entschwinden

ich will zu dir
mein liebster Schatz
mein süßes, weiches Kuscheltier
in deiner Welt, da hab ich Platz


#boringoldpoem
#yawn

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

hair loss = forest dieback


Monday, February 10, 2014

vater staat = gevatter tod

#unclesameatsshit

Sunday, February 9, 2014

astgesicht


nazi ärzte


Saturday, February 8, 2014

sparen


klinikplatz

#gehsdureinkommsdurausmitnichs

Friday, February 7, 2014

a nutritionist = a person who tells you to eat their shit


bulimia is cool, i wish i was bulimic

my ex-therapist moved to switzerland so she can save enough money to have sex with more than 72 virgins in heaven

Thursday, February 6, 2014

I have body insecurities:

I always pull socks over my breasts so my partner won't discover them while sex.

read my slip: no bully me!


Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Bernd's kackwurst


frank


Ibinn koa bayriesches lesberl


Tuesday, February 4, 2014

handwriting, amigos


Monday, February 3, 2014

german bullying lesson #2: Bernd stinkt - teaching my Hartz children well

#bullyingauthority
#teachersarebullies

Sunday, February 2, 2014

germany's got no talent

#berndhasnotalent

Rest in peace B.S.


#HochdeutschundMundwasserfürschwäbischeFührungskräfteinBerlin
#schwäbischeSchwuchtel