piggie's genähtische thigh gap

#malkuth

#bareitall

women smile, men laugh

patient

men = invalidating environment

#spermprivilege

karrieresau smells shit

#14nipples

wir - elemental comic force

#studenthatnixkapiert

only fat makes you famous

swan lake

Berufspupser bei der Luftwaffe

#narcoticslaw

grand opening tonight: a bottle of haribo

#bagimean
#abigbag
#averybigbag
#huge

schulmedizin = schizophrenia simplex

"also ich bin arzt, weil ich es liebe, menschen in eine schublade zu stecken und ihnen ein etikett aufzudrücken. das macht mich richtig heiß. und nach der arbeit genieße ich dann erst mal ein sektsorbet und chille mit meinen privathomies auf einer privatparty in meinem privatfluss an meiner privatquelle voll reinem privatwasser in meinem privatwald."

stiff curtains, stiff joints

schizophrenia = holocaust denial

#tikkunolam
#dharma

check out my new album "forever tied to mommy's apron strings"

including the hits:

1. immer dieselbe Leier
2. ich kann nichts anderes
3. ich schon wieder
4. ich verschwinde
5. ich nerve
6. so bin ich - weiß wie ne kalkwand
7. ich klingel an deiner tür
8. nerve ich?
9. ich bin so
10. ich komme
11. ich klingel an deiner tür (Bonus-Erdbeermix by xxxxxtralaut)
12. Magermilchpulver
13. ich nehme keine drogen
14. ich komme schon wieder

"hi, it's me borderline and all i am interested in is hitlerjugend and between other women's legs"

thriller: "i got borderline and you got nothing"

#keeponfoolingyourselves
#http://www.borderline-muetter.de/cms/
#idiots
#harrypotterunddergeheimepornokellerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TxG_vczl3w

german shrink in straining pain: I tried to help him broaden his horizon

#ouchie

politicians listen up: one joke at a time!

#theykeeponpullingoneaftertheother
#youcan'thelplaughing
#hahaha

I'm tolerant: I tolerate everyone if they stay out of my way

broken wings = loose meat

#nomnomnomnomnomnomnom

cliffhanger: thus spoke trapezius

"no longer will i endure the violence of this borderline bitch's brutal fists in your backyard. I'mma move to the south."  He became a cliffhanger and hung around for the rest of his life.

#seeyouontheotherside

east and west got one thing in common: the distance between them

#persönlichezukunftsplanung

defying gravity: falling upstairs inside a bookshop

#genius

active pedophiles should be denied health insurance until they undergo state-sponsored anti-pedophiliac therapy

pension scheme 08/15

 #you'reworthit

Erdoğan = Godzilla

go best

symp-Toms = polyaRmory

hornyman

everybody hates me: it's icy at the top

tragedy in the goddess's garden - so unbearably sad

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2625525/A-mothers-sorrow-Macaque-monkey-spends-days-carrying-dead-newborn-baby-heartbreaking-display-grief.html
http://www.andrewwalmsleyphotography.com/

psychiatry = shit for brains = weed

#weed
#babiesneedmilk

asthma is the picture of having your airways covered in bee stings

#swolleninflammation
#dense
#peoplegetaclue
#unfunny

cortisone forever

#asthmaman

reality sucks

#shift
#http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opipramol

good news: anorexia is not treatable - you're all going to die

#hatemail@engemuschi.asthmastraße1939.666talderverzweiflung

Asthmastraße has no friends

lungenemphysem

#scheißdrauf
#moveon

clockworm ho-range

matriachy is a neverending pajama party with headless chickens

fatal goggling

#tachycardia

power to the broken-arted

croak croak

#col:croakingoutloud

stunner

#http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Proptosis_and_lid_retraction_from_Graves%27_Disease.jpg#filelinks
#http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graves%27_ophthalmopathy

sock with steel toe caps