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Sunday, August 31, 2014

new ice cream flavor: frozen blood

#skinnymeal

Saturday, August 30, 2014

depression: sightseeing in an empty tote


Friday, August 29, 2014

DuMP

#dmp

Thursday, August 28, 2014

graphic content warning: pediatric advisary only

#püppimussnachdenken
#angelface

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

the ultimate downfall of the third reich

#vvv

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

fact: all original cd's are copies

#madeintherealworld
#veryoriginal 
#cops

Monday, August 25, 2014

junkies: people who take their medication on a regular basis


Sunday, August 24, 2014

ham horror: my ass eats hemorrhoids

#hamhorror
#bearsthinkmyhamisfun

Saturday, August 23, 2014

busy bear

#business

Friday, August 22, 2014

frische waffellieferung für den irak


Thursday, August 21, 2014

welcome to pedo planet

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

newsticker: pankower kernkraftwerk explodiert!

Der Bezirk wurde großflächig abgesperrt und die Bewohner unter Quarantäne gestellt. Wer Lebensmittel spenden will, wirft diese bitte aus einem Sicherheitabstand von 20 m vom Elektrozaun entfernt auf die Einheimischen, um sich vor der radioaktiven Strahlung zu schützen. Bitte tragen Sie einen Schutzanzug. Besonders gefragt sind saure Äpfel, grüne Tomaten und rohe Eier.

#http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exclusion_zone

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

god's word is just between the lines

#jhwh
#theanswerisblowinginthewind

Monday, August 18, 2014

writing the hottest script ever

#haha
#godhasnoscript

Sunday, August 17, 2014

pedofiles need more options


milk, blood, a pile of shards

#loveletterssafe

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Aids is out, Ebola is the new shit


getting bloody diarrhoe from watching the poor sanitary standards imposed on patients of the liberian health care system

#dotheyhavenogesundheitsamt

Friday, August 15, 2014

alcoholics: heterosexual men

#I'mgoingtogetyouyoulittlebitches...gluggluglug

the true sense of money: sometimes, I just need to hold a slip of paper in my hands to feel more grounded

#knockonbotwood

Thursday, August 14, 2014

hydrophane

#opa
#duwillstborderlinedukriegstborderline


Wednesday, August 13, 2014

slipping away

#hop

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

im osten: kleine pfütze, etwas sand, sehr viele sandmänner


Monday, August 11, 2014

rehab = lord voldemort society

#deadactorssobriety

depression: the absence of a strong father figure

in the tunnel

#graypride

Sunday, August 10, 2014

alohajobs

#bigdeal
#letsrock

Saturday, August 9, 2014

not sexy

#justgoaway
#leavethembabybearsalone

anorexic thought for the day: I eat all day long whatever I want maximum 500 cal

#peopleeatfoodanorexicseatcalories

the media want people to believe that women looking like lost little hitler dogs in need are sexy


Friday, August 8, 2014

out of the box

Thursday, August 7, 2014

nazifracture vs. infrastructure


Wednesday, August 6, 2014

war = two women fighting over their food while their men are holding hands


the difference between smart and stupid people is that smart people aren't stupid

#holdirselbereinenrunter

I adore people using 100% of their brain

#excludingthose10%oftrojans

people need to stop the endless debate over his sex life: adolf hitler just loved his dogs

message to complete idiots: shut the fuck up and go rot in your holes

good old times

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

aclinic

#centeredandfloating

Monday, August 4, 2014

pity is a loser


Sunday, August 3, 2014

it's my shop

#shopkeeper
#shopsforall

Saturday, August 2, 2014

helicopter to the rescue

Friday, August 1, 2014

pedal bloat

 
#ugh... 
#dukannstmichruhigsiezenichmagdas