always hot and sexy - radioactive waste

bulimic fantasy

You know that you're outta the box if you approve these statements:

1. I support gay marriage.
2. Everybody needs affordable health care in case they fall sick.
3. All creatures need to live their lives according to natural law, including certain rights and duties.
4. Sharing information and educating each other is the foundation of a functional cultivated society.
5. APOP will protect every child from any forms of abuse and help traumatized ones to regain power and evolve all necessary skills to unfold their talents.
6. Death penalty is a thing of the past.
7. Politicians suck because they don't work together for a common goal.
8. Everyone who violates the law needs to spend a certain time in prison according to their wrong conducts.
9. Every creature has basic needs for certain things such as clean water, ok food, shelter, health care, all according to their species.
10. Religion is subject to natural law and thus governed by the state which grants every individual the right to privacy.
    

big spender (mon chef 'le boeuf')

halloween costumes

 Which costume do you wear on halloween?

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  parasitic flatworm
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  pedocriminal
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  slash and burn gorilla victim
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  radioactive waste container
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  whale kebab
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  santa claus

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Enjoy your fatness with Jack-o'-Fartface:

Proteins for the world

overcoming anorexia

 How did you overcome your anorexia?

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  more diet pills
  
  more laxatives
  
  more exercise
  
  more cigarettes
  
  more work
  
  alcohol
  
  cocaine
  
  heroin
  
  I ate it up.
  
  I died.

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Boo!

Is it big enough for you?

What do they keep on fighting for?

Soldiers are little crybabies who refuse to take responsibilty for their own actions!

How to prepare your son to once become a decent evangelical soldier in a mortal combat against his true self or how to turn him into a self-hating suicidal racist lemming troll:

Early Child Development Homo Prevention Tips
1.   A boy must not sit on a toilet unless he is having a bowel movement. Standing straight up, not hunched over while urinating, is a sign of manliness. Squatting on a toilet seat (especially if he hovers to avoid the urine of others or prissily wipes the seat with a square of toilet tissue) to pee is not only effeminate but a sign of shame! It is a secret hobby that homosexuals use in their daily lives. It is a scientific fact that when needing to use the restroom, a male is called upon to engage in the unpleasant undertaking of extruding a poopy in only 1 out of every 3 visits. But homosexuals use all three visits to practice squatting, to limber the cheeks of their bottom in preparation for even the most enormous (Negro) penises. Such calisthenics are neither necessary nor advisable for men who have no intention of squatting over an engorged penis. As soon as your child is able to walk on two feet, you must make that sure he is taught to stand proudly in front of a private or public toilet seat, and to speak not a word, especially in response to the coy whispers of Catholic priests in the next stall.
2.   A boy must eat everything on his plate. But if your son pesters you to serve corn on the cob, hot dogs or sausages, that is your signal to change his diet. Try serving meals that more effectively evoke a hankering for the fragrant delights of the female genitalia. An artichoke stuffed with tuna fish will usually do the trick.
3.   A boy must always wear socks, except while swimming. So-called, "flip-flops" and "sandals," where the toes and ankles are exposed are products that were created during the (homo)sexual revolution. Creation research indicates that these types of provocative "shoes," were invented by homosexuals in San Fransissyco during the late 1960's with fetishes for little boy ankles. Thwart the perverted delight of these pedo-pedophiles with a thick pair of tube socks!
4.   A boy must not be allowed to watch cartoons of any kind. He should spend Saturday mornings sitting quietly by his Father's side (with a respectful 3" between the male bodies), watching sports that don't involved male leotards. He must watch Football, Basketball, Baseball and Boxing. Soccer is not a sport for civilized people and often results in alarmingly long, uncut penises escaping from very alluring satin shorts. Soccer appeals only to poor, uneducated halflings from underdeveloped countries where the women grow mustaches twice as fast as the men. Make your child aware of this. When there are no sports on TV, take your boy out in the backyard and throw the football or play catch with a very hard baseball. Under no circumstances: wrestle in shorts, especially if your son is strapping, handsome and sporting a noticeably turgid crotch.
5.   A boy must not play with dolls. If your boy has a young sister, forbid him from entering her room except for the purposes of the type of ordinary heterosexual experimentation that occurs in any Christian household. If you catch your male child playing with dolls, Landover Baptist Child Psychologists recommended that you shave his head, and sit him out at the end of the driveway with a sign around his neck that says, "I'm a Sissy Boy Who Plays With Dolls – Mailman: Why don't you just go ahead and stick something in my mouth?." This method of prevention has a 99.5% success rate (unless your particular mailman is young and attractive).
6.   A boy must not refer to his parents as "Mommy" or "Daddy." As soon as your boy is old enough to speak, he must be taught to call his Mother, "Ma," or "Momma" or "Mommie Dearest." When addressing his Father, he should refer to him as, "Sir," "Dad," or "Commander." "Mommy" and "Daddy" are what fey, spoiled boys weaned on effeminacy coo, embarrassing you in front of the neighbors by never keeping the palms of their hands below their waists.
7.   A boy must always wear thick, white underwear. White boxers, and/or briefs are acceptable. Your child must be taught that men who wear colored underwear or undergarments that are cut within one inch of the outer periphery of their pubic region or the trough of the valley between the cheeks of their bottom are either European or Homosexual – and in America there is no difference between the two.
8.   A boy must never cry or pout. Crying, pouting or showing feelings are weak and feminine traits. After the natural tears of infancy, brought on by a child's traumatic exit from the spiritual realm of Heaven, to the horrible shock every young man experiences in seeing his very own mother's hairy, dilated vagina, and into this Devil run world we call, "Earth," your boy must be taught to stop crying. It usually takes a normal child several weeks to get over its birth – even when using daily submersions into ice-water.If your child is still crying after three weeks, please drop him off at the Creation Science Laboratory for the remainder of the year and for a determination of whether he is worth having back.
9.   A boy must not use brightly colored crayons or any crayons from any colors of a rainbow. Christian parents should remove and destroy any suspiciously colored crayons from their boy's box of Crayolas. This needs no explanation, as we here at Landover Baptist are all familiar with Mr. Crayola's so-called "alternate lifestyle," and his reason for putting "Pansy Pink" and "Engorged Penis Head Purple" into his boxes are quite obvious. A boy must also draw in straight lines. Some curves are fine, but if you suspect your child of "doodling," and see that he is using more curves than straight lines, please call your Pastor immediately.
10.  A boy must not skip or prance. You must not allow your boy to attend any school where they teach the children to "skip," or play "hopscotch" in Physical Education class. Creation Scientists have proved that such activities are the precursor to cross-dressing, appreciation for poetry, a sardonic display of irony and the rampant shoplifting of skin care products.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704/homoprevention.html

SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! MEGASHAME!

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weighing out the globe

Pele vs narcissism

Evangelical transformation chic

Ed Silvoso pulls some evil sort of Mr. Bean!

Nope, douchebag you pedophile retard, if you sow nettles you won't harvest peaches!

despicable food poll

 What is the food you despise the most?

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  strawberry yogurt chocolate
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  cheese
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  raisins
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  sausage/flab
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  semolina pudding

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dream job poll

 What is your dream job?

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  artist
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  pastor
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  entrepreneur
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  scientist
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  athlete
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  teacher
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  farmer
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  judge
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  doctor
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  all
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  none

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anorexia poll

 What is the worst symptom of anorexia nervosa?

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  dramatic underweight
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  tooth decay
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  hair loss
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  amenorrhoea/ infertility
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  social isolation

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_shape

I saw this coming...

Haupt statt Bahnhof Berliner Lehrter

China's coal mine victims

This ssbbw proves that you can leave it if you really want!

chocolate poll

 What's your favorite chocolate?

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  vanilla fluff/marshmallow filling
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  caramel and peanuts
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  coffee
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  marzipan/almond paste
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  cherry and booze filling
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  chili

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division poll

What really keeps the Germans divided?
	cellulitis
	aids
	taxes
	christian pedocriminals
	the bavarian accent
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fashion poll

What was your worst fashion faux pas?
	skinny jeans
	high heels
	blood
	puke
	diarrhea
pollcode.com free polls

3 a.m.

fart poll

 Where's your favorite place to fart?

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  on the toilet
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  in the shower
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  in bed
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  in public
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  I never fart.

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Heterosexuals can't think twice about a christian's advice!

It was love @ first sight!

Fueling the debate: A German's thoughts on immigration

loom made up of 2 empty one-way cappuccino cans

snowflakes

Women with breast implants should pose solely for magazines for people with disabilities!

uncle Otto's masterpiece

[...]

Mental health

A 2007 Swedish and US longitudinal study found that women who get cosmetic breast implants are nearly three times as likely to commit suicide as other women. No notable increase was seen in the first 10 years after surgery, but 10 to 19 years after, risk was 4.5 times higher, and six times higher after 20 years, compared with the expected suicide rate.^[14][15]

The same study found that women with breast implants also had a tripled risk of death from alcohol and drug use.^[14][15] Seven studies have been made connecting breast implants to a higher rate of suicide.^{[16][17][18][19][20][21][22]}

Researchers believe that breast implants themselves do not directly cause the higher suicide rate amongst the women who undergo the procedure. The hypothesis is that women with an inclination towards psychopathology (psychological problems) are more likely to get breast implants in the first place. For example, a Danish study found that eight percent of women who underwent cosmetic breast augmentation also had a history of psychiatric hospitalization before surgery.^[19]

[...]

 Anyway, who needs prostheses if all is healthy and well?

little tailor - grand impact

New talent show even hits the fan! Don't miss the fattest losers!

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Threats

Main article: Cetacean bycatch

The World Wide Fund for Nature says that 90% of all northern right whales killed are from ship collision, calling for restrictions on the movement of shipping in certain areas. By-catch also kills more animals than hunting.^[23] Some scientists believe pollution to be a factor.^[24] Moreover, since the IWC moratorium, there have been several instances of illegal whale hunting by IWC nations. In 1994, the IWC reported evidence from genetic testing^[25] of whale meat and blubber for sale on the open market in Japan in 1993.^[26] In addition to the legally-permitted minke whale, the analyses showed that the 10-25% tissues sample came from non minke, baleen whales, neither of which were then allowed under IWC rules. Further research in 1995 and 1996 shows significant drop of non-minke baleen whales sample to 2.5%.^[27] In a separate paper, Baker stated that "many of these animals certainly represent a bycatch (incidental entrapment in fishing gear)" and stated that DNA monitoring of whale meat is required to adequately track whale products.^[28]
It was revealed in 1994 that the Soviet Union had been systematically undercounting its catch. For example, from 1948 to 1973, the Soviet Union caught 48,477 humpback whales rather than the 2,710 it officially reported to the IWC.^[29] On the basis of this new information, the IWC stated that it would have to rewrite its catch figures for the last forty years.^[30] According to Ray Gambell, then Secretary of the IWC, the organization had raised its suspicions with the former Soviet Union, but it did not take further action because it could not interfere with national sovereignty.^[31][...]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whaling

celebrating 20 years of separation

[...]

Religious freedom in Germany

Main article: Freedom of religion in Germany

The German constitution guarantees freedom of faith and religion. It also states that no one may be discriminated against due to their faith or religious opinions. Church and state are separate, but there is cooperation in many fields, most importantly in the social sector. Religious communities that are of considerable size and stability and are loyal to the constitution can be recognised as "statutory corporations". This gives them certain privileges, for example being able to give religious instruction in state schools (as enshrined in the German constitution, though some states are exempt from this) and having membership fees collected (for a fee) by the German revenue department as Church tax. It is a surcharge amounting to between 8 or 9% of the income tax. The status mainly applies to the Roman Catholic Church, the mainline Protestant EKD, and Jewish communities. There have been numerous discussions of allowing other religious groups like Jehovah's Witnesses and Muslims into this system as well. The Muslim efforts were hampered by the Muslims' own disorganised state in Germany, with many small rivalling organisations and no central leadership, which does not fit well into a legal frame that was originally created with well-organized, large Christian churches in mind.[...]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Germany

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_religion

The fashion industry not only represses women but it wants even men to look like pears!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_standard_clothing_size

There was a time when dresses were made to fit people, to flatter their natural appearance, to correct defective positions, to relieve pain, to protect them from the weather and just to feel comfortable.  However, since the industrial revolution this great idea has been completely reversed and perverted just to feed those greedy fat designers' pockets. Humans have lost their worth and their values, they're consuming jumping jacks in a diet puppet slaughterhouse.

My message to the heterosexual youth: Shut the fuck up!

This is what a dyke like me feels like while shopping for a new winter jacket!

Message to the gay youth:

boob poll

 What do you think this woman should do?

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  She needs to undergo plastic surgery.
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  Wow those fat rips! She needs to go on a diet!
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  Disgusting. She needs to remove them completely.
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  Accept it!
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  Lost case.

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Muslims respond to Osama's appeal

What mother Mary really cared about was her post pregnancy body

I just couldn't keep it for christmas.

Old people don't listen

and it's not cause they've become deaf over the years, no, they're completely fed up with sillywood soak opera sick in the bullshitty viagran idietol. If you ask them a question they're gonna reply via a double shot self-loathed sexist racist bigoted copied standard hate speech.
Well, Mel be not all of them, but it's a shocking trend.

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_age

I am ready, bitches,

now after 10 painful years of living out of the closet, to finally call into being a lesbian sewing club, where you can just hang out and discuss anything that matters to my lesbian peers such as painting, drawing, designing, writing poetry, studying lexica, sight seeing, shopping, mocking puzzy eaters, shutting down nuclear facilities, taking over the vatican, hunting for al-qaeda, ...the average lesbian stuff.
Any prospective lesbian parties out there?

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