Patriot act: If men ever got their period, they would just let it run

A good doctor reads between the lines

The trick is that once you figure out exactly how something works there are no more barriers to stop you from accomplishing it

I love comfort shopping

This means that I'm going to bridge a bra-ve gap in the market by myself. Hoo-ray!

What bothers me most about my mother is that she wasn't rebellious enough against authorities that would destroy her

For the most part, she submissively just did as she was told. When my grandmother ordered to hit me or my bro, she followed like a programmed machine; my grandparents' most powerful instrument. What a haunting and impressive memory. I'm thrilled every time I have a flashback.

My secret wish is to climb naked on the Reichstag, proclaim Germany a gay federation and distribute real jobs among real people

Well, it's sexier than being kicked off falling off the socialist bandwagon social ladder. I only need to get these things fixed before. With a W breast enlargement. Lol.

I can't wait to meet the clan-mother of the Ku Klux Klan

and tell her it's over. Bet they don't even have one! To light may come a formerly invisible bundle of motherless homophobes playing with their ding-dings all day while being locked in a closet made of marble and gold. It's so sad to see how these money whores, pimps and any other sorts of patriarchs hide behind and take advantage of socialist cooperative structures by exploiting socialist workers who abandon themselves to just these self-deceptive, self-destructive enterprises and put all their hopes and dreams into the system. That's how it keeps going!

Ronald the fucking clown can pack his filthy bloody rotten trash bags and make way for women

Vc Daisy - I'm into it

 

 Super stylish premium double salad double tomato triple cucumber mega herb yogurt uber ketchup plus mustard quadruple golden veggie nuggets golden deluxe! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

I wonder if the pope gets aroused while watching gay porn

This study speaks all for it. I mean, come on, he's only human after all. You just can't exclude yourself from any scientific and comparative analyses for the rest of your life. We see you!
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-big-questions/201106/homophobic-men-most-aroused-gay-male-porn&r=

But wait, following the mormon dress code they won't even let me in nor hire me for one of their blow jobs.

http://www.efy-europe.org/en_GB/site/page/standardfordressandappearance.xml
http://www.kirche-jesu-christi.org/
Goddammit.

Okay, I'm done with the vatican. I think I'm going to defect to the Morons of the Mormon church where I get free food for sewing granny curtains 24/7

Better than no food and no granny curtains. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moroni_%28prophet%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain Bluebear Captain_Moroni

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_Moroni

A bottle botox a day keeps the granny away

Despite the notorious fashion talk and the unfiltered gossip about people's women's cellulite and saggy tits body shapes, 90 per cent of the crowd still look like ass and dress like less. I figured that even though everyone hates wrinkles and other signs of biodeterioration, granny curtains are the latest hit for too many. This says it all. Such a bore. The dinosaur look seems to be highest honor you can receive in our society. Watch out, I'm going to launch a new lingerie line for men only and it will be kept Victor's secret. No wrinkle-free unpolitical lollipop headed beau-tox trolls allowed. Weight issues and eating disorders will just vanish as a side effect while the now world order is installed. Get the funk on! Poli-tics for all!

There's no doubt intelligent design exists!

Standing ovations for another wetting dress. My cells "the dinosaurs" back men!

Solutions for free today

Fact: Nobody looks as good as a warm fresh-baked fluffy cocoa dude feels

I apologize to the anti-gay community for my crude comment on Cracy Morgan's self-congratulatory romantic serenade

I'm so sorry that I hurt you. It was meant to be a joke. I thought I could cash in on that one a lill better since my show sucks so badly. Never in the world would I dare throw a homophobic narcissistic heterosexual toddler out of the window even if it was my own. By far not. I'd put it straight in a re-educational orientation kindergarten where it must face those issues until it came out a healthy happy kind gay boy. My sincere apologies and heartfelt condolences go out to all of you anti-gays! Accept it!

energy transfer - charge, shock, strike

I'd throw my kid right out of the window if I found out it wasn't gay but a cocksucking hetero like Racy Moregain by the age of two

Thank God I don't have kids.

Fantastic news: over 200 million new jobs!

Here we Go and get it!
http://www.ilo.org/ipec/facts/lang--en/index.htm
http://www.ilo.org/global/publications/WCMS_126685/lang--en/index.htm
http://www.ilo.org/wcmsp5/groups/public/@dgreports/@dcomm/documents/publication/wcms_126685.pdf

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_labor#Defence_of_child_labour

Boycott sports bras. If you have an athletic shape like me none of this mass produced $hit will ever fit you

Isn't it ironic?! To whom are they selling these products if nobody can wear them without getting chest, neck and back pain (except for those five models in the catalog who may even keep the items for free)? Target: extra skinny women who hit the gym all day long in order to cash in at night by wearing those 'daywear' hooker dresses. The feminazist upward spiral. What a waste!

Chocolate dope: Kicking off your guilty conscience (depression) within half an hour

poophole check

It's okay to be gay when you're a lead singer of a homophobic girl group

Gays allowed to take a seat! No longer banned from taking part in cultural events and artistic self-expression if they pay up! Hooray!

My new salad dressing kills it

Goodbye EHEC, H1N1, HBV and HIV! I can't throw some yummy veggies away like a sick, half-dead influenza pig, I just don't bring that. Understand!

bioterrorism destroys biological security

It's all so clear - the Robert kotzt Institut needs a new project since the latest shit on biological terror is running out. I don't believe anything that comes from a research fail-silli-ty which collaborates with a turkish Nazi experimental disease control club. All of you arseheads must get locked up behind Barrs for the rest of your pathetic existences.
http://www.rki.de/cln_116/nn_1200988/EN/Content/Prevention/EQADeBa/EQADeBa__node.html?__nnn=true
http://www.rki.de/cln_169/nn_203792/DE/Content/Infekt/Biosicherheit/biosicherheit__node.html?__nnn=true
http://www.rki.de/cln_169/nn_205768/DE/Content/Institut/Korruptionsvorsorge/Korruptionsvorsorge__node.html?__nnn=true
http://www.bvl.bund.de/EN/09_Laboratories/laboratories_node.html#doc1414290bodyText5
http://www.turkhijyen.org/eng/jvi.aspx
http://www.rshm.gov.tr/en/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=35&Itemid=62
http://www.rshm.gov.tr/en/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=16&Itemid=70
http://www.rshm.gov.tr/en/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=43&Itemid=76
Disgusting!

[...]
Bioterrorism is an attractive weapon because biological agents are relatively easy and inexpensive to obtain, can be easily disseminated, and can cause widespread fear and panic beyond the actual physical damage they can cause.^[2] Military leaders, however, have learned that, as a military asset, bioterrorism has some important limitations; it is difficult to employ a bioweapon in a way that only the enemy is affected and not friendly forces. A biological weapon is useful to terrorists mainly as a method of creating mass panic and disruption to a state or a country. However, technologists such as Bill Joy have warned of the potential power which genetic engineering might place in the hands of future bio-terrorists.^[3]
The use of agents that do not cause harm to humans but disrupt the economy have been discussed.[...]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bioterrorism#Definition

Morning mist settling on the rainforest of the jewish cemetery

Question: What to do if you're not pretty enough to become the next topmodel?

Answer: Try a real job like 99.9 percent of the world's female population. No one cares about minorities.

Crisis stabilization units are so safe and secure

I managed to smuggle in bring along my basic knife set plus surgical scalpel blades to carve this beautiful wooden stamp while hanging in the hard rock cafe patients' garden of the 'christian' psychiatric hospital at my last stay. Phew...quite a relief for myself...

free electricity from the sky

reality

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regina_Jonas
http://www.hagalil.com/deutschland/berlin/rabbiner/jonas.htm
http://www.haaretz.com/print-edition/business/a-forgotten-myth-1.123526
http://www.brightonandhoveprosynagogue.org.uk/lectures-and-talks/fraulein-rabbiner-regina-jonas-1902-1944-the-first-woman-rabbi/

Love or leave!

Happy ascension to all the gentlemen!

EHEC - Don't eat the poop

Agricultural

Beef processing is a common point of contamination: during the slaughtering process, the contents of intestines or fecal material on the hide could mix with the meat, thus allowing bacteria to flourish in the warm, damp conditions. If the infected parts are then ground, the bacteria go from the surface of the cut to the interior of the ground mass. Ground beef is therefore much more likely to be a source of infection than steak. In steak, only the surface area of a cut is exposed during butchering, and cooking the outside affects the entire exposed portion. In ground beef, however, bacteria are mixed throughout the meat mass, requiring the entire mass to be heated thoroughly to eliminate the pathogen. Additionally, in the production of ground beef, meat from multiple cattle is often ground together, enabling contamination from a single animal to contaminate an entire lot of ground beef.
Accordingly, reduction of infection requires preventive measures that either reduce the number of cattle that carry E. coli O157:H7 or reduce the contamination of meat during slaughter and grinding. These measures include careful removal and cleaning of the intestines, steam/vacuum treatment, and organic acid sprays.[...]
Culinary and dietary

Cooking all ground beef and hamburgers thoroughly, and checking the temperature using an instant-read meat thermometer, will eliminate the organism. Ground beef should be cooked until a thermometer inserted into several parts of the patty, including the thickest part, reads at least 72 °C (162 °F).

When preparing meat, it should be kept separate from other food items and all surfaces, and utensils which come into contact with raw meat should be washed thoroughly before being used again. Hand washing is similarly important. Placing cooked hamburgers or ground beef on an unwashed plate that held raw patties can transmit infection. This was the main cause of the E. coli poisoning in Scotland in 1996 that killed seven and left hundreds infected.

Unpasteurized milk and juices are potential sources of E. coli. Commercial juice is almost always pasteurized, and juice concentrates are also heated sufficiently to kill pathogens.

Fruits and vegetables should be washed thoroughly, especially those that will not be cooked. Children under five years of age, immunocompromised persons, and the elderly should avoid eating alfalfa sprouts until their safety can be assured. Methods to decontaminate alfalfa seeds and sprouts are being investigated.

Before consumption, contaminated water should be sterilized by 1) boiling at a rolling boil for at least one minute (longer at higher altitudes), 2) ultrafiltration using a system designed for water treatment, or 3) chemically sterilized using an ozone, chlorine, or iodine product. Care while swimming to avoid ingestion of potentially contaminated water can reduce the chances of infection.

Proper hand washing after using the lavatory or changing a diaper, especially among children or those with diarrhea, reduces the risk of transmission. Anyone with a diarrheal illness should avoid swimming in public pools or lakes, sharing baths with others, and preparing food for others.[...]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EHEC#Prevention

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escherichia_coli_O104:H4

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_hemolytic-uremic_syndrome_outbreak

iceberg vs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_beef