Osama bin Laden's secret desire

Voilà mes méga tétons!

(Just kidding, those are cup-sized zero! Haha. Despite all the skinny debate, I've never spotted a cup 0 bra, it's just not available on the market.)

ecological stimulus

[...]

Control mechanisms

All homeostatic control mechanisms have at least three interdependent components for the variable being regulated: The receptor is the sensing component that monitors and responds to changes in the environment. When the receptor senses a stimulus, it sends information to a control center, the component that sets the range at which a variable is maintained. The control center determines an appropriate response to the stimulus. In most homeostatic mechanisms the control center is the brain. The control center then sends signals to an effector, which can be muscles, organs or other structures that receive signals from the control center. After receiving the signal, a change occurs to correct the deviation by either enhancing it with positive feedback or depressing it with negative feedback ^[7][...]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeostasis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stimulus_%28physiology%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subliminal_stimuli

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_threshold

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stimulation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensory_overload

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensory_deprivation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highly_sensitive_person

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burnout_%28psychology%29

Lesbian marriage is good for you!

[...]The American Psychological Association, American Psychiatric Association and National Association of Social Workers have stated in an Amicus curiae brief presented to the California Supreme Court^[6]:

Homosexuality is neither a disorder nor a disease, but rather a normal variant of human sexual orientation. The vast majority of gay and lesbian individuals lead happy, healthy, well-adjusted, and productive lives. Many gay and lesbian people are in a committed same-sex relationship. In their essential psychological respects, these relationships are equivalent to heterosexual relationships. The institution of marriage affords individuals a variety of benefits that have a favorable impact on their physical and psychological well-being. A large number of children are currently being raised by lesbians and gay men, both in same-sex couples and as single parents. Empirical research has consistently shown that lesbian and gay parents do not differ from heterosexuals in their parenting skills, and their children do not show any deficits compared to children raised by heterosexual parents. State policies that bar same-sex couples from marrying are based solely on sexual orientation. As such, they are both a consequence of the stigma historically attached to homosexuality, and a structural manifestation of that stigma. By allowing same-sex couples to marry, the Court would end the antigay stigma imposed by the State of California through its ban on marriage rights for same-sex couples. In addition, allowing same-sex couples to marry would give them access to the social support that already facilitates and strengthens heterosexual marriages, with all of the psychological and physical health benefits associated with that support. In addition, if their parents are allowed to marry, the children of same-sex couples will benefit not only from the legal stability and other familial benefits that marriage provides, but also from elimination of state-sponsored stigmatization of their families. There is no scientific basis for distinguishing between same-sex couples and heterosexual couples with respect to the legal rights, obligations, benefits, and burdens conferred by civil marriage.[...]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT

Planet earth in 2038 and doughnut-shaped after ITER will have ended its project successfully:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ITER

(Just kidding, it's a bagel!)

Waste!

[...]Some waste management experts^[who?] have recently incorporated a 'fourth R': "Re-think", with the implied meaning that the present system may have fundamental flaws, and that a thoroughly effective system of waste management may need an entirely new way of looking at waste. Source reduction involves efforts to reduce hazardous waste and other materials by modifying industrial production. Source reduction methods involve changes in manufacturing technology, raw material inputs, and product formulation. At times, the term "pollution prevention" may refer to source reduction.[...]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waste_hierarchy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Waste_Hierarchy

...don't protect the environment!

Don't fart, don't smell.

democracy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sicilian_Mafia

guinea pig's hard knock life

Fly ash

[...] Fly ash contains trace concentrations of heavy metals and other substances that are known to be detrimental to health in sufficient quantities. Potentially toxic trace elements in coal include arsenic, beryllium, cadmium, barium, chromium, copper, lead, mercury, molybdenum, nickel, radium, selenium, thorium, uranium, vanadium, and zinc. Approximately 10 percent of the mass of coals burned in the United States consists of unburnable mineral material that becomes ash, so the concentration of most trace elements in coal ash is approximately 10 times the concentration in the original coal.[...] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fly_ash

If nuclear fusion is such a great thing worth a giant amount of our govs investment

then, why oh why, keeps the sun shining like 149 600 000 km away from the earth?

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fusion_reactor

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corium_%28nuclear_reactor%29  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_meltdown

Now there's not much of a difference between a nuclear meltdown and a nuclear fusion, cause judging from all the facts that I've read about uranium it turns out to be another branchless fossil fuel, not more or less renewable than coal, oil or gas.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-renewable_resources

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fossil_fuel

Thanks Marie Curie for giving us radium and radon gas!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Girls

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eben_Byers

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioluminescence

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luminous_paint

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_jaw

victory

Listen up!

my home-made laundry rack

Khamenei give us dope

Well Khamenei he runs two countries
He runs in Iran and Israel
He makes any women shit their panties
He has cursed them with a wicked spell
He's got a system called theocracy
It keeps a sister in oppression
But maybe Allah can make Khamenei see
Revolution failed and he must move on

Give us dope Khamenei
Dope, Khamenei
Give us dope, Khamenei
'Fore the ev'ning gone
Give us dope, Khamenei
Dope, Khamenei
Dope before the ev'ning gone

I hear he accepts dollars and check cards
to build a nuclear facility
while every child cries in grandpa's back yard
being robbed of their virginity
He hides behind a veil, shadow land
Turning on and off the star lights
He doesn't care if stoning and hanging is wrong and
violates human rights

Give us dope Khamenei
Dope, Khamenei
Give us dope, Khamenei
'Fore the ev'ning gone
Give us dope, Khamenei
Dope, Khamenei
Dope before the ev'ning gone

He's got followers throughout all nations
who turn their backs on minorities
Khamenei give them no validation
Just destroys any decent parties
He even loves to use propaganda
Censors newspapers and television
For every critical step a man takes
He starts a persecution

Give us dope Khamenei
Dope, Khamenei
Give us dope, Khamenei
'Fore the ev'ning gone
Give us dope, Khamenei
Dope, Khamenei
Dope before the ev'ning gone

Even those pastors who work for satan
The christians who are no peaceful kind
Together say that a war veteran
won't leave a child behind
We sure know you do drugs Khamenei
You must acknowledge that peace has won
You're a crack ho who's just to blind to see
Oh don't make us wait till the ev'ning gone

Give us dope Khamenei
Dope, Khamenei
Give us dope, Khamenei
'Fore the ev'ning gone
Give us dope, Khamenei
Dope, Khamenei
Dope before the ev'ning gone

Give us dope Khamenei
Dope, Khamenei
Give us dope, Khamenei
'Fore the ev'ning gone
Give us dope, Khamenei
Dope, Khamenei
Dope before the ev'ning gone

Dear god, please forgive me I don't match the ideal of a mormon mega hair puff head super boober manga doll!

I hope you hear my prayer. Amen.

Machine gun granny in wheelchair turns me on! Sort of...

a biogenesis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenesis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biogenesis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_of_Life

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_of_life

another island

59. The banishment

In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.
¹ Whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth glorifies Allah; and He is the Mighty, the Wise;
² He it is Who caused those who disbelieved of the People of the Book to go forth from their homes at the first banishment. You deemed not that they would go forth, while they thought that their fortresses would defend them against Allah. But Allah came to them from a place they expected not and cast terror into their hearts they demolished their houses with their own hands and the hands of the believers. So take a lesson, O you who have eyes!
³ And had it not been that Allah had decreed for them the exile, He would certainly have chastised them in this world; and for them in the Hereafter is the chastisement of Fire.
⁴ That is because they were opposed to Allah and His Messenger, and whoever is opposed to Allah, surely Allah is Severe in retribution.
⁵ Whatever palm-tree you cut down or leave it standing upon its roots, it is by Allah's permission, and that He may abase the transgressors.
⁶ And whatever Allah restored to His Messenger from them, you did not press forward against it any horse or any riding-camel, but Allah gives authority to His messengers against whom He pleases. And Allah is Possessor of power over all things.
⁷ Whatever Allah restored to His Messenger from the people of the towns, it is for Allah and for the Messenger, and for the near of kin and the orphans and the needy and the wayfarer, so that it be not taken by turns by the rich among you. And whatever the Messenger gives you, accept it, and whatever he forbids you, abstain (therefrom); and keep your duty to Allah. Surely Allah is Severe in retribution.--
⁸ (It is) for the poor who fled, who were driven from their homes and their possessions, seeking grace of Allah and (His) pleasure, and helping Allah and His Messenger. These it is that are the truthful.--
⁹ And those who made their abode in the City and in faith before them love those who have fled to them, and find in their hearts no need of what they are given, and prefer (them) before themselves, though poverty may afflict them. And whoever is saved from the niggardliness of his soul, these it is that are the successful.
¹⁰ And those who come after them say Our Lord, forgive us and our brethren who had precedence of us in faith, and leave no spite in our hearts towards those who believe. Our Lord, surely Thou art Kind, Merciful.

* * * ¹¹ Hast thou not seen the hypocrites? They say to their brethren who disbelieve from among the People of the Book: If you are expelled, we certainly will go forth with you, and we will never obey any one concerning you; and if you are fought against, we will certainly help you. And Allah bears witness that they surely are liars.
¹² If they are expelled, they will not go forth with them, and if they are fought against, they will not help them; and even if they help them, they will certainly turn (their) backs then they shall not be helped.
¹³ Your fear in their hearts is indeed greater than Allah's. That is because they are a people who understand not.
¹⁴ They will not fight against you in a body save in fortified towns or from behind walls. Their fighting between them is severe. Thou wouldst think them united, but their hearts are divided. That is because they are a people who have no sense.
¹⁵ Like those before them shortly: they taste the evil consequences of their conduct, and for them is a painful chastisement,
¹⁶ Like the devil when he says to man: Disbelieve. But when he disbelieves, he says: I am free of thee surely I fear Allah, the Lord of the worlds.
¹⁷ So the end of both of them is that they are both in the Fire to abide therein. And that is the reward of the wrong-doers.

* * * ¹⁸ O you who believe, keep your duty to Allah, and let every soul consider that which it sends forth for the morrow, and keep your duty to Allah. Surely Allah is Aware of what you do.
¹⁹ And be not like those who forget Allah, so He makes them forget their own souls. These are the transgressors.
²⁰ Not alike are the companions of the Fire and the owners of the Garden. The owners of the Garden are the achievers.
²¹ Had We sent down this Qur'an on a mountain, thou wouldst certainly have seen it falling down, splitting asunder because of the fear of Allah. And We set forth these parables to men that they may reflect.
²² He is Allah besides Whom there is no God: The Knower of the unseen and the seen; He is the Beneficent, the Merciful.
²³ He is Allah, besides Whom there is no God; the King, the Holy, the Author of Peace, the Granter of Security, Guardian over all, the Mighty, the Supreme, the Possessor of greatness. Glory be to Allah from that which they set up (with Him)!
²⁴ He is Allah; the Creator, the Maker, the Fashioner His are the most beautiful names. Whatever is in the heavens and the earth declares His glory; and He is the Mighty, the Wise.
http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Holy_Qur%27an_%28Maulana_Muhammad_Ali%29/59._The_Banishment

Pastor Terry Jones pulls a major douchebag

workflow management

[...]

Workflow Management System

A workflow management system is a computer system that manages and defines a series of tasks within an organisation to produce a final outcome or outcomes. Workflow Management Systems allow you to define different workflows for different types of jobs or processes. So, for example, in a manufacturing setting, a design document might be automatically routed from designer to a technical director to the production engineer. At each stage in the workflow, one individual or group is responsible for a specific task. Once the task is complete, the workflow software ensures that the individuals responsible for the next task are notified and receive the data they need to execute their stage of the process. Workflow management systems also automate redundant tasks and ensure uncompleted tasks are followed up. Workflow management systems may control automated processes in addition to replacing paper workorder transfers. If for example the above design documents are now available as Autocad but the workflow requires them as Catia an automated process would implement the conversion prior to notifying the individual responsible for the next task. This is the concept of dependencies. A workflow management system reflects the dependencies required for the completion of each task.[...]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Workflow_management

http://www.amazon.com/Workflow-Imperative-Building-Business-Solutions/dp/0471286850

http://www.mkbergman.com/date/2006/06/

 http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wikipedia_Geodata_Workflow.svg?uselang=de

Integration

[...]
Star Integration or also known as Spaghetti Integration is a process of integration of the systems where each system is interconnected to each of the remaining subsystems. When observed from the perspective of the subsystem which is being integrated, the connections are reminiscent of a star, but when the overall diagram of the system is presented, the connections look like spaghetti, hence the name of this method. The cost varies due to the interfaces which subsystems are exporting. In a case where the subsystems are exporting heterogeneous or proprietary interfaces, the integration cost can substantially rise. Time and costs needed to integrate the systems increase exponentially when adding additional subsystems. From the feature perspective, this method often seems preferable, due to the extreme flexibility of the reuse of functionality.^[7][...]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Systems_integration

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Bacon quest today's episode: Smart men fart

Gimme!

Take it easy!

JobCenters prove that separation of society and state is possible!

http://www.berlin.de/jobcenter/pankow/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finite_state_machine 

sex god

It's okay to be gay, Ali! Allah loves the homos!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Khamenei 

http://english.khamenei.ir//index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1341