A holiday is a place where neither lollipop heads babble nonsense nonstop nor evil Rumpelstiltskins mess around and wreck the beach

Load and Stress Redistribution

Since nobody owns good jobs, let's just redistribute them fairly.

The death penalty is quite the opposite of truth and justice

It doesn't solve one thing but merely adds more chaos to the ongoing trouble: made-up stories, lies, wrong accusations, false claims, empty promises - anything that might help the defendant be found guilty.
Finally, as the perpetrator gets assassinated, people don't learn from it neither do they change their own misbehavior for the better. Where there should be love and enlightenment at the succesful end of a trial, nothing but a blind spot on the heart of society is left. Hate, fear and violence in humans increase while the state's intellectual level sinks below zero. Democracy fails again. Capitalism (=dying for money) reigns.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_penalty
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Use_of_death_penalty_worldwide

Art is...making money out of rat poop

HMBCYB: Larry Angryham is too fat for TV and needs his own channel already

HMBCYB - How much bullshit can you bear?
New shows

• Anorexia for Dyscalculexics
• It's all right - no pedocriminal left behind
• In the river of Babylon - Incest for beginners
• Nailed - You don't have to be blonde to be a dumbass

coming soon.

Carl Bruni is a complete idiot

Wonder what he thinks about Fukushima, the Holocaust or the war in the Middle East.
Deep thinking is none of his business. It's easier to pretend that nothing ever happened. Just give the media (filthy rich fashion bosses) the image of women what they want to have: weak, frail, manipulable, schizophrenic, boring, lazy, unpolitical, ...
Time to take a stand.

Money to the People

Mighty men talking strategic war and their wives showing off the latest fashion trends is just the topping of the iceberg lettuce

mixed with old beans! Enjoy!

A class that doesn't work is not a class

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_classification

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Class_%28biology%29

Mammals (formally Mammalia /məˈmeɪli.ə/) are members of a class of air-breathing vertebrate animals characterized by the possession of hair, three middle ear bones, and mammary glands functional in mothers with young.[...]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammalia

I wonder whether pedophiles get aroused while looking at nude pics of themselves when they were babies

This could be the one child they should be allowed to have a sexual relation with for the rest of their lives without harming anyone. If pedophilia really implied a deep love for kids, as some experts claim, then this might be the solution. Scientific texts, however, describe it as a paraphilia, meaning a mental disorder:

[...]
In the late 19th century, psychologists and psychiatrists started to categorize various paraphilias as they wanted a more descriptive system than the legal and religious constructs of sodomy^[8] and perversion.^[9] Before the introduction of the term paraphilia in the DSM-III (1980), the term sexual deviation was used to refer to paraphilias in the first two editions of the manual.^[10] American Journal of Psychiatry^[11] describes paraphilia as "recurrent, intense sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviors generally involving:

1. Non-human objects
2. The suffering or humiliation of oneself or one's partner
3. Children
4. Non-consenting persons^[12]

Up until 1973, sexual attraction to persons of the same sex was included in this list.[...]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia

[...]Exclusive pedophiles are sometimes referred to as "true pedophiles." They are attracted to children, and children only. They show little erotic interest in adults their own age and, in some cases, can only become aroused while fantasizing or being in the presence of prepubescent children. [...]
Neither the ICD nor the DSM diagnostic criteria require actual sexual activity with a prepubescent youth. The diagnosis can therefore be made based on the presence of fantasies or sexual urges even if they have never been acted upon. On the other hand, a person who acts upon these urges yet experiences no distress about their fantasies or urges can also qualify for the diagnosis. Acting on sexual urges is not limited to overt sex acts for purposes of this diagnosis, and can sometimes include indecent exposure, voyeuristic or frotteuristic behaviors,[1] or masturbating to child pornography.[41] Often, these behaviors need to be considered in-context with an element of clinical judgment before a diagnosis is made.[...]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia

I hear the vatican will start an international campaign against child abuse

http://www.dksb.de/Content/start.aspx

http://www.memritv.org/

but I fear it's just those "borderline" voices in my head again...

skinny housewives who roll eyes and laugh like an old grandfather who just had sex with an 18 year old male ho while squeezing their obese daughters' fat rolls

need a therapy. (That would be cool on 'Cheater'. I mean Twitter)
You call it love, I call it sadism. But seriously, one could make it into a reality series: "Unlimited mothers". Episode #1 "To hump or not to hump" "To hump her like a mad dog".

Liberals don't change the world - they keep it going

You must accept that, contrary to common belief, any money hoarded by the vatican aka the KKK roman catholic church is not the highest instance in our society.
WhoWhat works for socialists doesn't work for anyone. It's the people themselves and what they do, what they choose. A choice is an implicit judgement. From that point of view, even money itself as a barter object is a product of nature, something created by human beings through labor. Bummer.
Change your priorities right now. Reverse the pyramid and you'll see people on top - and money to your feet. Har.
As for me, I can't even convince myself to read through a whole damn novel, too much confusion there, it consumes me and I get lost. (Unless I want to get lost, of course.) I need facts, others need stories.
I'm not a serving mentality, I no longer approve of authorities that give me cash to do them a favor, which is to block my creativity and smash my funny bones.

da holy scrutiny

The world needs a fair battle over NOsama's succession

a real talent contest (notice the smurfs!-hint:Father Abraham!)

Another day, another lovechild

If babies could take up a stance...on pedophilia

Lack of money is the death blow to socialism

Question: Why don't socialists want to have anything to do with ya?

Answer: You're not a doll. You're not a good wine. You're not a vibrator. You're not a million dollar paycheck.

Looking forward to the final of 'Anorexic housewives finally hit the clinic'

mwahaha
Hurry up to get your ticket to see 'The burial of anorexic housewives' in real time! A mass grave would be so cool. Awwww....I can't wait.

Sexy. Maybe a vacuum bell could fix my ribcage

When I went to an orthopedist for the first time as an adult just a few years ago, I was completely shocked with what was being diagnosed. Bummer. These are childhood diseases, right. My mother would drag me to any doctors, I don't remember a doctor-free period - so how could this be overlooked?
I'm thinking about plastic/corrective surgery all the time, but judging from the results I've seen in other patients, there's quite a high risk that it might turn out worse than it was before. I don't trust anyone. My symptoms are mild in comparison, nobody would recommend an operation anyway. Just deal with it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_bell
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_excavatum
http://www.ribcompressor.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoliosis

google sucks, I want my own christian network to mess around with

hedgehog ball to the rescue

remembering the '90s

The Bonze scheme strikes back

Question: Why are casting shows so popular?

Answer: The winner gets a job.

I'm going to buy a TV set as soon as there are shows which provide every contestant with suitable tasks and a career in the end. I support small businesses like "small brother".

Happy mothers day to all the happy mothers!

grinning Nazifitness trainers should replace lab rats

Then we'll get way better results which support real scientific facts and dismantle fairytales and made up stories such as "sugar addiction". The correct medical term for this condition is "depression", look it up, ya gym wreckers! And keep the false grin to yourselves!  Animal testing destruction is a disgusting thing! I've never heard a fitness company speaking out on behalf of animals nor on any other related political matters.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_testing

[...]Recent behavioral tests in rats further back the idea of an overlap between sweets and drugs. Drug addiction often includes three steps. A person will increase his intake of the drug, experience withdrawal symptoms when access to the drug is cut off and then face an urge to relapse back into drug use. Rats on sugar have similar experiences. Researchers withheld food for 12 hours and then gave rats food plus sugar water. This created a cycle of binging where the animals increased their daily sugar intake until it doubled. When researchers either stopped the diet or administered an opioid blocker the rats showed signs common to drug withdrawal, such as teeth-chattering and the shakes. Early findings also indicate signs of relapse. Rats weaned off sugar repeatedly pressed a lever that previously dispensed the sweet solution.[...]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_addiction

I can't wait till Nosama's sex tape hits the web

If only he had released his artwork earlier and voluntarily. ...such a waste of talent.
Despite those 20(?) kids he had fathered, he looks like an ol and lonely man who never got what he really needed. Sad. Burdened with so many relatives, it's almost impossible to go undetected for a longer period of time, I think.

purple all the way

Wow, I feel I need to get laid by a WMD (Woman of my dreams)

I'm overdue.

snack time on this INDD!

I need to have a little snack since I'm so pale. It's called "live cake(Lebkuchen)" here in Germany, where the wild vampires fly. Hmmmmm.....

[...]

Goals of the INDD

There are several goals to the INDD:

• Doubt the idea of one "right" body shape.
• Raise awareness to weight discrimination, size bias and fatphobia.
• Declare a free day from diets and obsessions to body weight.
• Present the facts about the diet industry, emphasizing the inefficacy of commercial diets.
• Show how diets perpetuate violence against women.
• Honor the victims of eating disorders and weight-loss surgery.
• Help end weight discrimination, sizism and fatphobia[...]
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_No_Diet_Day

http://www.eskimo.com/~largesse/INDD/toptenreasons.html

Frolicking on the beach in a muslim bikini

After painful years of being bullied and teased (out) by my closest family members for being an obese honk, I finally managed to make a great appearance at the sea, showing off my banging new body to everyone . Look at me, I'm so sexy, the hottest girl in the world. Mwahahahahar....Sexy sexy sexy sexy hot hot hot hot....

War starts with debating peace

Just stop the endless debate!

I can't believe Pakistan's government is unhappy about the fact that Nosama's been caught

Shouldn't they feel a breeze of relief? Following some "muslim traditions", which are not muslim at all, it's not a big deal to assassinate an "evildoer", nothing to shed a tear over. Smells like corruption much, not to say IT STINKS! Suicide bombings inspired and triggered by propaganda and ideology of religiously fundamental top terrorists is not a major concern over there, I assume. No matter if pedocriminal, mass murderer,thief, everything that counts is how much money you have in the bank. Then, them big family clans can hang out together and pretend all is fine while ignoring the poor in their country who must eat shit to survive.
Shit. Blaming the "evil witch west" don't work any longer, cause you're just a part of it.

Oh my dog, my teeth are dropping out! I guess I need a dentist right now!

Shocker! What a mess!

Ha, just kidding. it's those almonds again. And the smell...Yum.

7 October 2011 - huge party celebrating 10th birthday of the whore on terror (fascism) hooray!

HUGE!

 Or maybe it's just my ice glacier ice cubes are pole melting. Weird.

Don't hit me cause I don't wear no hetero-kini but a rapron

Fair pay is like a holiday

Abbottabad is the new Hollywood

Death for Osama, 72 virgins blueberries for me!

The show is over

Me, aged 13 working behind the bar, having fun serving tobacco and alcoholic beverages Fanta, Sprite and Coke to the gay crowd those christian fags at one of our christian open-end parties. According to the bible, federal laws didn't apply to us kids.

Me on my 14th birthday, sparkling with pride and self-esteem. lol. What a blast, things were only just starting to run backwards. Sigh.